Scooter’s First Christmas

I saw Scooter kissing Mrs. Claus

Underneath her cheeks of rose last night

He didn’t hear me creep

When I got up to take a leak

He thought I was tucked

In bed fast asleep

Then

I saw Scooter licking Mrs. Claus

Underneath her hair so snowy white

Oh, I can’t tell Momma

Her canine is a two-timing fella

Thank goodness she didn’t have to pee

When Scooter kissed Mrs. Claus last night