Friday, December 9, 2011

Scooter’s First Christmas

I saw Scooter kissing Mrs. Claus

Underneath her cheeks of rose last night

He didn’t hear me creep

When I got up to take a leak
He thought I was tucked
In bed fast asleep
I saw Scooter licking Mrs. Claus
Underneath her hair so snowy white
Oh, I can’t tell Momma
Her canine is a two-timing fella
Thank goodness she didn’t have to pee
When Scooter kissed Mrs. Claus last night